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If you can start the day without caffeine . . .
If you can get going without pep pills . . .
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains . . .
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles . . .
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it . . .
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time . . .
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of yours something goes wrong . . .
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment . . .
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him . . .
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend . . .
If you can face the world without lies and deceit . . .
If you can conquer tension without medical help . . .
If you can relax without liquor . . .
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs . . .
. . . then you are probably the family dog.