Exercising

It is well documented that for every minute you exercise, you add 1 minute to your life. This enables you at 85 years of age to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing home at $5,000 per month.

My grandmother started walking 5 miles a day when she was 60. Now she's 97 years old and we don't know where she is.

I joined a health club last year and spent about $400. I haven't lost a pound. Apparently you have to show up.

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I'm doing.

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.

I have flabby thighs. Fortunately my stomach covers them.

The advantage of exercising every day is that you die healthier.

If you are going cross-country skiing, start with a small country.

I don't exercise becuase it makes the ice jump right out of my glass.

You could run this over to your friends, but why not just e-mail it to them?